Wait... I don't get it.

simsgonewrong:

So I’m playing a “impregnate all female sims in the neighbourhood” game right now. Ian here has 21 kids. What’s your record?

(via 500daysofuglysobbing)

hardcore:

finally one of these things I can understand

(via moltres)

cytoplast:

my sim got nudes

(via moltres)

dorkvader:

sadistic sim player

BAHAHA.

And then a zombie named Dave Ramsay showed up in the yard.

You know. Just ‘cause. 

So, my Sim (who happened to be Ned the Piemaker from Pushing Daisies) got promoted to “Ingredient Tester” at his job in the culinary field.

There’s some kind of glitch that made him go to work completely naked.

I don’t…

Like, his carpool would come, and he’d “change” into his work uniform. I.e. nudity. 

What the hell kind of ingredients do you test at a job that makes you come to work without any clothes? 

And yes, I zoomed in to check. Junkless as a Ken doll.